Strains & Reviews // March 31, 2021 // Ephrata

Super Glue Strain Review

Super Glue Strain Review
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Super Glue

There are many cultivars encountered when cracking a jar or unsealing a bag that invite you to stick your nose (if not your whole head!) in to take a deep whiff. This is not required of Super Glue, which stinks up the room moments after exposure to open air. Specifically, the smells of sweet diesel epoxy and spiced earth are notable.
The buds are small to medium-sized, and as dense as they are fully formed. Beneath the whited-over surface is a lime green with blue-black undertones and tough-to-see red hairs. This batch is so resinous that even the larger nugs stick to fingers and defy gravity when lightly pressed.

Two Tokes Test

The first hit is so chokingly powerful that I can't deep lung it, and by the end of hack-exhalation I'm already high. Dat's, dat Ole School Funk Baby. There is no need for a second hit?!? ...nope. I am immediately lifted and yet relaxed, like after the first swallow of a cup of coffee or lemon tea. However, a caution must be issued. This is the kind of flower that can cause an anxiety attack if over-consumed by an inexperienced or novice toker. Dose responsibly. 'Nuff said.
While this is a 100% indica, it flouts what that typifies by riding like a full-bodied sativa. A friendly yet muscular stony bake massages my mind, and from the neck down I'm way chillaxed. Poorly-postured chair positions with one leg up are totally comfortable. Also, I want to play some online bullet chess against the world. Super Glue is good for activities and social interaction.

The Breakdown

Super Glue's parents are the landrace strains Afghani x Northern Lights. The latter itself is made from a mixture of Afghani landraces.

Cannabinoids

  • THC levels are about 22% — but some tests have reported higher, and the batch for this review might be elevated past the norm.
  • CBG, which has been shown to assist with certain ocular issues, is found in larger amounts.
  • The same goes for THCV, which can help with suppressing the munchies.

Terpenes

The terpenoids of greatest significance in Super Glue are:
  • Humulene (hoppy, analgesic)
  • Carene (pine, cedar, sweet, aids with memory retention)
  • Geraniol (anti-oxidant)

Final Hit

Whilst I enjoy the plus three-hour high of this cultivar, it would not be in my primary choice pile for just 'sitting around and being effed up.' On the other hand, it hovers near the top of my 'play TaiQiGong' or 'get work done' pile. As such, I have to give this high marks.
Rating: Everything I review starts as a 10, and then I whittle away. On the Ephrata 1-10 scale, I am reluctant to give a perfect score, but from smell, taste and look, to cure and experience, I would call this particular batch a Farmers 10. It's the best Super Glue I've ever had.